Blacks For Trump Now A Major Political Force After Impeachment

Black Trump support soared after the impeachment hoax, and it will be enough to send Donald Trump back to the White House for another four years. Black leaders, entertainers and sports figures are gathering in cities all across America to stump for the president and Republicans in general.

There are concerts and rallies planned in Vidor, TX, Sandpoint, Idaho, Darien, CT, Norris, TN and Pollock, LA with more in the works. Hip hop music, marches, and speeches at every stop.

Kanye West, Wu-Tang Clan, The Sugar Hill Gang, and Eryka Badhu will be performing at each stop, playing well into the late hours of the night.

Noted speakers include Jeremiah Wright, Afeni Shakur, and special guest Frederick Douglass will be giving speeches about being black in America and how our President has impacted their lives and communities.

OJ Simpson, one of the organizers feels strongly about Donald Trump and is excited to bring him to the black community. “Not only is he making America great again, but I feel a strong personal bond with him as well”.

Kanye West, a very vocal Trump Supporter has been planning this for months. “ I see the good he’s doing, and since y’all bought that religious crap I’m peddling, maybe I can sell you some Kanye/ Trump-branded merchandise too!”

OJ spoke of his connection to Trump, saying “We both were acquitted of crimes that we actually committed.  He’s an honorary black man to me!”

The first rally happened in Fitzgerald, GA, with over 50,000 African Americans descending on the southern town.  In addition to the fun and festivities, there will also be voter drives and target practice.

“Our aim is to not only spread the good word of Donald Trump but to more guns into the hands of young black men”, said organizer Ella Baker.

This will literally be a takeover of these towns every weekend until the election. Everyone of all races is encouraged to attend!

California Legislature Cancels President’s Day: ‘We Won’t Celebrate Trump’

In an emergency session held illegally on a Sunday, which also happens to be Leonid Stalin’s birthday, the California legislature has voted to cancel President’s Day “until such time as respect has been restored to the White House.” Governor Galvin Newscomb signed the bill into law over lunch at Wahoo’s Fish Taco, where he was meeting with leaders from Mexico about opening more of the border to illegal immigrants.

According to a press release from Newsconb’s office, the bill wasn’t very difficult to pass:

“Today, the California legislature passed the first cancelation of a federal holiday in our nation’s history. After an overwhelming response from a public petition signed by more than 30 million Californians, the elected representatives of our state decided that there was no way we could hols any form of celebration of the Office of the President of the United States while a criminal occupies it.

“The canceled holiday does not mean children would have to go to school or that state offices will be open. We will instead celebrate ‘Immigration Day,’ and offer all of the state’s undocumented workers a free meal and medical checkup with no questions asked.”

The stunt is said to have a cost of nearly $6 billion, which is enough money to fund education in Mississippi for the next 400 years, but they just don’t care. This is what happens when you let communists run a state. They destroy it.

More than a million Trump supporters and a guy who really likes Mike Pence are planning demonstrations at their local In N Out Burger. The chain has announced that red MAGA hats and misspelled signs won’t be welcome inside, but that people are welcome to make spectacles of themselves outside all they like. Counter-protests and groups of people in lawn chairs there to point and laugh are expected to show up as well.

The White House hasn’t tweeted their response yet. We’ll keep you posted.

Dearborn Joins California in Canceling President’s Day

The city of Dearborn has once again shown why Sharian Law doesn’t work in America. In a show of disrespect, their Moon God-worshipping City Council has decided to cancel President’s Day. The move follows a similar stunt by the California legislature.

According to the official register, Dearborn citizens supported the measure by a margin of 72 percent. Coincidentally, Dearborn’s Muslammical population is near 72 percent.

White House Director of information and propaganda, Guillermo DeTater, says the motives here are clearly political:

“There is no reason to cancel a day that celebrates all US Presidents other than hatred for Donald Trump. In doing so, the City of Dearborn is in violation of federal law and will most likely be fined for forcing people to go to school and work.

“President Trump has also removed the entire state of Michigan from his priority list. As a consequence of the actions of a few, an entire state will now suffer. This is the way we do things now, Dearborn. The time has come for you to fall in line or move to Canada.”

Arturi al Tubollsi, spokesman for the Dearborn Chamber of Commerce, says the city doesn’t really care what Trump thinks:

“Of course it’s a political statement. Donald Trump is a turd. We won’t celebrate this day until he’s long gone. We also won’t lose any sleep over it. Maybe he can go to another public event where people will undoubtably cheer for him, like Nascar, an Alabama football game, or a nice public lynching somewhere.

“Nobody here cares. Buh bye.”

The audacity of these people is just amazing. Not only are they being disrespectful, they’re breaking the law. Hopefully, Trump will tweet out instructions for the ustice Department to do something about this.

In the meantime, patriots, grab your American flags and take to the streets. Shout “We Love President Trump” at the top of your lungs. This is how we prove that we’re stronger than them. By yelling and screaming and being Americans!

Rush Limbaugh to leave 100 million dollar estate to Ivanka 2024 campaign

Rush Limbaugh announced today on his show that he will bequeath his 100 million dollar fortune to the Ivanka Trump 2024 presidential campaign after he passes. Last month he was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer caused from exposure to windmills. Rush said that he thought about giving the money to Donald’s campaign, but he knows that he has 2020 in the bag already. Rush just wants to make the best of this bad situation by leaving behind a good legacy for future generations. He went on to say:

“I know many people are saying that cigars caused my cancer, but they just don’t like the idea of personal responsibility. It is their fault. These hateful crazed left wingers gave me cancer, They push for these windmills, and once these windmills are built I get cancer. This is no coincidence. Big Windmill is using these brain-dead liberals to get what they want. And what they want is money and power and to silence people like me.”

There is much truth to this claim. Just last year President Trump said that windmills are bad because they can cause cancer and kill our precious national bird, the bald eagle. This is what the president had to say on the issue:

“These so-called wind mills, they’re very bad. They cost so much money. More money than you people can imagine. And you have these people. These windmill people. They want to put these ugly windmills in your backyard! They want to ruin your property value. And many people tell me the bald eagle is going extinct because of these things. You see they fly into the blades and that’s it. No more eagles. Worst of all they cause cancer. We don’t know what these things cause. The sound waves and the vibrations. Really bad stuff, It causes the worst cancer you can think of. We need to bring back the clean coal jobs that Obama got rid of.”

It’s a very sad day when you learn a true patriot like Rush gets cancer, but at least he is making something positive of it by donating his hefty fortune to the campaign of Ivanka Trump. We just hope that the nefarious Big Windmill is finally exposed and brought to a swift end.

Mitch McConnell Fines AOC One Year’s Salary For Skipping Mandatory SOTU Speech

The United States Constitution is clear about the State of the Union Address. It’s a requirement that the President deliver it, and a requirement that all of Congress attend, unless they have a verifiable illness or emergency. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortisone broke the law when she decided to skip the speech to make a political statement.

According to Article 5 Section 9:

“He shall, from time to time, address the Republic on the state of the union, and all of congress, elected or otherwise, shall be in attendance.”

It really is that simple. The rules set forth by the 103rd Congress make clear that anyone willfully skipping the President’s speech will be reprimanded by the Senate Majority Leader and fined up to one year’s salary for their crime. McConnell made the decision this morning to fine her the full amount:

“Ms. Cortisone isn’t above the law. Maybe she can use this as a learning experience and show some respect next year, if she still has her seat after this heinous crime.

“Anyone who would shun their Constutionally-required duties is a traitor and should have to pay. So, she’ll pay.”

AOC says she’ll appeal the decision to the DC Court of Appeals, but the law is clear and she will lose. Maybe she can go back to bartending or start a GoFundMe to pay her rent and bills for the next session

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Obama Presidential Library To Close After Donors Pull Funding

Jackson Park, Chicago. The site of the Barack Obama Presidential Center and Library started off as a brand spanking new recreational facility based on the accomplishments and life of America’s 44th President. With a cost of over two billion dollars, and opened only two years ago, it seems to have been a massive disappointment, and will be closing at the end of February as nearly all of the liberal donors are pulling their funding.

Poor attendence and high building costs seem to be the culprits. The 20-foot tall “Operation” game in the Hall of Obamacare stands unused, supplied by toy company Hasbro, who admitted that they had joined other sponsors in bailing. The tweezers require two people to operate. After a news report surfaced of a senior citizen receiving serious injuries from a flying bit of styrofoam in the “Benghazi Re-Enactment Theater”, the feature was scrubbed and replaced with a shelf holding Sasha and Malia’s third grade swimming trophies. It’s always seemed like a downward spiral, according to head librarian Michelle Castle :

“It’s always seemed like a downward spiral. Not the Nine Inch Nails album. I mean, in real life. People keep chipping away at the plastic display of the ‘Giant Pallets of Cash Sent to Iran’, and it’s a mess. Nobody’s cleaned the multisex bathrooms in a month. Remember the coffee cup he saluted with that one time on Air Force One? It’s gone, stolen. But I think that was Hank, the Historian of the ‘Taking Guns Away’ wing. He’s German, and drinks weird coffee in the morning with mustard in it. So yeah. We got problems.”

Although the permanent closure of the facility hasn’t yet been made public information, it’s a sad reminder that bigger isn’t always better. Let’s hope and pray that President Trump remembers that, and maybe just goes with a corner McDonald’s franchise attatched to a pornographic newsstand.

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DOJ Orders Raid On Obama Compound After Massive Fraud Found In Audit

Valentine’s Day at the Obama compound in Chicago started off with a bang. A bang at the door and then dozens of federal agents making their way through the Chicago home.

Newly released documents reveal that DOJ head William Barr ordered the raid after the former First Family filed their 2019 taxes. The Obamas are suspected of massive tax fraud and other tax irregularities stemming from their “charitable organizations”.

The state of Illinois has also frozen the Obama Foundation after a year long investigation, finding charity monies spent on golf trips, political campaigns and a Los Angeles clinic called “ Transitions”.

“We are looking all the way back to 2008, when Mr Obama was elected President,” said William Barr. “There are so many instances of fraud, it’s unbelievable!”

Investigations began when a tax document from 2019 was discovered signed “Michael Soetoro”, long thought to be Michelle Obama’s actual name, according to sources.

“The fraud is systemic and disgusting,and has gone on for years” added White House assistant counsel Jackson Wayte.

Chicago DA Joseph Barron, who did not want to be interviewed but did say on record that stealing this from military charities was too much for him, as he angrily made his way to the courtroom.

President Trump was kept abreast of the unfolding raid, in shock and disbelief. He has always held steadfast to the belief that Obama was a good man, who he had great respect for.

“Who would steal from a children’s charity???” He said, adding that the amount of time golfing during Obama’s presidency was also concerning.

“There’s no time for that when you’re pretending to make America great again!!” The magnitude of this will rock the DNC, finally showing America what we already knew. Obama is a crook. Thank God for our President and DOJ for uncovering the real story.

Pelosi Puts Her Irritation On Full Display Over The SOTU & Trump’s Acquittal: “He’s Impeached Forever, Branded With That & Not Vindicated”

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) spoke with CNN’s Christiane Amanpour in an interview Saturday, admitting why she ripped up President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address, along with venting her frustration over the President’s acquittal in the Senate impeachment trial.

The Speaker also told Amanpour that she “can’t even envision a situation” where President Trump would be reelected, suggesting that any of the Democratic candidates running “would be a better president than the current occupant of the White House”, using a line from the so-called “squad” members.

“I had no intention of doing that when we went to the State of the Union,” Speaker Nancy Pelosi claimed, in regards to ripping up President Trump’s State of the Union speech.

“I’m a speed reader, so I knew what was there, and I got past a third of it and thought, ‘This is terrible’. I [notched] a couple of the pages thinking ‘I’m gonna remember what’s on this page, this page’. Then, I realized it was almost every page, had something in it that was objectionable,” she said.

Pelosi claimed it “wasn’t a planned thing”, and then admitted she did it for “attention” because the press did not seem interested in covering the Democrats’ legislation.

“One of my disappointments is that with the fact with all that we have done legislatively, where it’s equal pay for work, raising the minimum wage, gun violence, protection, issues that relate to our children, the list goes on, climate action now– we have very little press on it. And it seems that if you want to get press coverage, you have to get attention. So I thought, well, let’s get attention on the fact that what [Trump] said here today was not true,” she alleged. (Continued Below)

“What about though, the fact that the president seems liberated. And this is about Democratic politics, so I’m not asking you to criticize here. But [Trump] was acquitted, his poll ratings are high….” Christiane Amanpour began to ask, right after Pelosi claimed she wasn’t going to criticize the president while overseas in Munich, Germany.

“He was not– there was no acquittal. You can’t have an acquittal unless you have a trial. You can’t have a trial unless you have witnesses and documents. So he can say he’s acquitted. The headlines can say he’s acquitted. But, he’s impeached forever, branded with that and not vindicated,” Pelosi vented. [Emphasis added].

She also weighed in on the Democratic candidates running for president, using the “squad’s terminology of the president: “I think we’re just what the Democratic Party is: a party of vitality, differences of opinion, which we will resolve. I have trust in the American people. Let’s see what the election’s put forth. It’s not up to me to decide. It’s up to the people. … Anyone of them would be a better president than the current occupant of the White House, but we want to be very positive about how we go forward.” (Video Below)

“You’ve been elected over and over and said to me before the midterms, ‘As long as [Trump] is there, I’m here’. Is that still the case for you?” Amanpour asked, to which Pelosi responded, “I can’t even envision a situation where he would be reelected. But we don’t take anything for granted.”

“We must be unified and making sure that he does not have a second term. Our country is great. The American people are wonderful. We’re a resilient country. We can withstand one term. The destruction he would do to the courts of our country and the environment… He must be defeated,” she expressed.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) spoke with CNN’s Christiane Amanpour in an interview Saturday, admitting why she ripped up President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address, along with venting her frustration over the President’s acquittal in the Senate impeachment trial.

The Speaker also told Amanpour that she “can’t even envision a situation” where President Trump would be reelected, suggesting that any of the Democratic candidates running “would be a better president than the current occupant of the White House”, using a line from the so-called “squad” members.

“I had no intention of doing that when we went to the State of the Union,” Speaker Nancy Pelosi claimed, in regards to ripping up President Trump’s State of the Union speech.

“I’m a speed reader, so I knew what was there, and I got past a third of it and thought, ‘This is terrible’. I [notched] a couple of the pages thinking ‘I’m gonna remember what’s on this page, this page’. Then, I realized it was almost every page, had something in it that was objectionable,” she said.

Pelosi claimed it “wasn’t a planned thing”, and then admitted she did it for “attention” because the press did not seem interested in covering the Democrats’ legislation.

“One of my disappointments is that with the fact with all that we have done legislatively, where it’s equal pay for work, raising the minimum wage, gun violence, protection, issues that relate to our children, the list goes on, climate action now– we have very little press on it. And it seems that if you want to get press coverage, you have to get attention. So I thought, well, let’s get attention on the fact that what [Trump] said here today was not true,” she alleged. (Continued Below)

“What about though, the fact that the president seems liberated. And this is about Democratic politics, so I’m not asking you to criticize here. But [Trump] was acquitted, his poll ratings are high….” Christiane Amanpour began to ask, right after Pelosi claimed she wasn’t going to criticize the president while overseas in Munich, Germany.

“He was not– there was no acquittal. You can’t have an acquittal unless you have a trial. You can’t have a trial unless you have witnesses and documents. So he can say he’s acquitted. The headlines can say he’s acquitted. But, he’s impeached forever, branded with that and not vindicated,” Pelosi vented. [Emphasis added].

She also weighed in on the Democratic candidates running for president, using the “squad’s terminology of the president: “I think we’re just what the Democratic Party is: a party of vitality, differences of opinion, which we will resolve. I have trust in the American people. Let’s see what the election’s put forth. It’s not up to me to decide. It’s up to the people. … Anyone of them would be a better president than the current occupant of the White House, but we want to be very positive about how we go forward.” (Video Below)

“You’ve been elected over and over and said to me before the midterms, ‘As long as [Trump] is there, I’m here’. Is that still the case for you?” Amanpour asked, to which Pelosi responded, “I can’t even envision a situation where he would be reelected. But we don’t take anything for granted.”

“We must be unified and making sure that he does not have a second term. Our country is great. The American people are wonderful. We’re a resilient country. We can withstand one term. The destruction he would do to the courts of our country and the environment… He must be defeated,” she expressed.